January 2010
An average lifetime
is a lifetime spent arguing and apologising, and in those peaks of happiness all we do is worry where the next trough of despair will come from.
“Here, I really like Apple’s logo, so I’ve taken their logo and put our name...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
“What will I do if I’m wrong?
Will I blame it on everyone
Else like I...”
– Biffy Clyro - The Conversation Is…
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“Well if sex is a weapon then smash, boom, pow, how do you like me now?”
– Josh Homme (Them Crooked Vultures) - No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
Sshh, it's a secret
I hate smokers. Every time I look at one my mind automatically generates a picture of the inside of their blackened lungs. I hold my breath when I walk by them in the street. Every time someone I love starts smoking, or takes one drag, or even just talks about it like it’s nothing, I verbally attack them. I’m vicious. I never thought I had serious underlying problems about it but now I...
On top of spaghetti,
iandsharman:
savagemike:
All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,
When somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.
It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.
The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,
It grew into a tree.
The...
I was always afraid that my first kiss would be...
samanthathesoulless:
That it would be a simple story of “Oh yeah, it was a guy I liked, and he kissed me. Whoo.”
But now that I’ve had my first kiss, I can safely say that fear was never realized. It definitely has a nice proper history that may or may not destroy me.
I know exactly how you feel right now.
Anonymous asked: What if, you get a elephent to jump a man, till his guts fall out and then a ferret comes and repairs the boddy and then science explains it as frankenstein?
So, we didn't have a 5 day weekend after all...
Got a phone call at 8 this morning just to say I had to go to school today.
Meh
"You are not in Kansas anymore. You are on...
Yep, I just saw it. It’s pretty good, actually…
5 Day Weekend
Woo! School is called off for today, tomorrow and Monday.
I’m happy now.
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“I’ve searched the universe and found myself
Within’ her eyes”
– This I Love - Gn’R (via iandsharman)
Sorry, grammar police…but there’s no apostrophe in ‘within’ :P
“If you always knew the truth, then the world would spin around you
Are you...”
– Jimmy Eat World - Dizzy
“I am the innocent bystander
But somehow I got stuck
Between a rock and a hard...”
– Warren Zevon - Lawyers, Guns & Money
Ollie
Thank you so much for rescuing me. I don’t even know how you did it but everything feels so good now.
I really hope this goes well <3
I suck so much at blogging. Not much of a paragraph is it?
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Best New Year ever.
iandsharman:
<3
I second that